Funny Whatsapp Status


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1. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity




2. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.


3. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.


4. Hey there whatsapp is using me.


5. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.


6. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!


7. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way....


8. If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing


9. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.


10. Person you love is 72.8% water.



11. My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?


12. Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.


13. There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.


14. I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.


15. Life is better when I’m drunk.



16. facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall


17. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.


18. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak



19. My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours


20. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday



21. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it


22. People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst


23. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra


24. I’m cool but global warming made me hot


25. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.


26. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!


27. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.


28. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').


29. Bathrooms have changed from being a singing studio to a photo studio.


30. An average person, lies 10 times a day. And the most common lie is...I AM FINE.


31. We live in world of smart phones and stupid people.


32. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

33. Some people have relationships and some people have vodka

34. God must love stupid people- he made so many

35. I’m not afraid of going to hell because all my friends will be there

36. Girlfriend of One man is wife of another!


37. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


38. I just want you to be happy.... and may be a little bit naked.


39. When nothing seems right….go left!!


40. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
41. Love your neighbor. But don’t get caught.


42. Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them


43. If you can’t convince her then confuse her


44. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.


45. I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.


46. People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.


47. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.


48. I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.


49. I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.


50. Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.


51. You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.


52. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


53. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


54. Do you know full form of wife "Worries in life Forever


55. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.


56. A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!


57. One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.


58. Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work?


59. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


60. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!


61. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.


62. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.


63. If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)


64. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!


65. We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook


66. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


67. I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough


68. The most powerful words than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited"


69. I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep


70. At least mosquitos are attracted to me.


71. ALARM CLOCK: Because mornings must begin with a heart attack


72. I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.


73. A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job


74. I am not perfect and i don’t have to be


75. Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect


76. Just remember that you are not alone.


77. We live in a world that is built on promises constructed by liars


78. A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer


79. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye


80. You say I dream too big I say you think too small


81. I love you, and it’s killing me


82. Looks like I made a mess again. Theres heartbreak everywhere I step.


83. And everyone knows the louder the music the bigger the heartbreak.


84. Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.


85. Why was the bull sweating? Because he was in a tight jersey!


86. Like this status if you are “never drinking alcohol”.


87. I’ll forever be indebted to you if you lend me a million bucks.


88. Whining on Facebook should be declared illegal.


89. It’s not that I hate anyone; it’s just that I do not like people.


90. This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….I’m just fat.


91. Have a prosperous new year….I may need to borrow some money.


92. If I had a dollar for every funny status I read, I'd be rich.


93. Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.


94. Roses are red. I am going to bed.


95. The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction


96. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork


97. Hi there! I am using my brain


98. Busy at a moment...free forever


99. Common sense is not so common.


100. I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.


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