1. बहुत लम्बी ख़ामोशी से ग़ुजरा हूँ मैं, किसी से कुछ कहने की तलाश में.


2. एक चाहत थी तेरे_संग_जीने_की वरना, मौहब्बत तो किसी से भी हो सकती थी।।


3. Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..


4. क हसरत थी की _कभी वो भी हमे मनाये..पर ये कम्ब्खत Dil कभी उनसे रूठा ही नही..!!


5. तजुर्बे ने एक ही बात सिखाई है ,_नया दर्द ही पुराने दर्द की दवाई है . .!!


6. dear crush… block karde mujhe. warna pyar ho jaega tujhe.


7. शक से भी अक्सर खत्म हो जाते हैं कुछ रिश्ते..कसूर हर बार गल्तियों का नही होता.





8. बात तो सिर्फ जज़्बातों की है वरना, मोहब्बत तो सात फेरों के बाद भी नहीं होती.


9. आदत बना ली है….मैंने खुद को तकलीफ देने की, ताकि जब कोई अपना तकलीफ दे तो फिर तकलीफ न हो.



10. कुंडली में “Shani”, मन में “Money” और हम से “Dushmani” तीनों हानीकारक है…

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1. You know my name but you have no idea who I am.

2. On a path of success.

3. Checking my whatsapp status will not help you.

4. My Status is very high.

5. Underestimate me Now and Regret Later.



7. WhatsApp is killing my Time.

8. An Awesome Whatsapp status is about tome.

9. You run for money, I run for happiness.

10. Increase your status to see my whatsapp status.

11. Desperately waiting for intelligent people like me.

12. Focus on things you love…

13. Don’t try to force me, you will regret it later.

14. Looking for company of intelligent women.

15. Get a Life.

16. Its not how much you live, its how you live.

17. You will see my strength at the right time.

18. Eating your favorite food can give you happiness daily.

19. Its ok if you don’t like me, I can’t give more shit about it.

20. Hardest Things to say, I Love You, I am Sorry and Please Help Me.

21. You will be loved being fake and hated for being real.

22. Work Harder and Harder and Harder and ruin your life.

23. You are No. 28649746 to see my status.

24. Bright sun comes after the Hardest Rain.




25. If you want to earn better, Work Better

26. Be ready 2016 is going to be awesome.

27. Life is Tough but your smart work can make it easy.

28. Don’t let small things ruin your happiness.

29. Success will come when you can do things which others can’t.

30. How you face life, it describe your strength.

31. Work till others starts using your words as whatsapp status.

32. Challenges are not problem, They are opportunity.

33. Motivation is important in life but its useless without action.

34. You are the Hero of your Life Story.

35. Help Others but don’t compromise with your self respect.

36. If dongs can survive in tough situation then why not me.

37. No one else know me better than myself.

38. Keep a shining light in you always to achieve your goals.

39. Others will believe you when you will achieve it.

40. Keep low expectation but work for best.

41. If you don’t love your job, Believe me you will never be happy.

42. Don’t waste your time in changing whatsapp status.

43. Small steps will change your life, Don’t wait for big ones.

44. Give Love and let it find you back.

45. if Love has Hundred reason to leave, find one reason to hold.

46. Friend will always love you even when you leave loving yourself.

47. Don’t beg for love, its not worth it.

48. My heart is biggest cheater, it makes silly excuses to stay with you.

49. You can even feel real love but fake love has just words.

50. My Whatsapp Status is for someone special and she will get it.

51. Who looks for Best in you is Best for you.

52. Loving Myself…

53. You can change your relationship status Not your feelings.

54. Deeply in love with someone special…

55. You might not be with me but my feelings are same for you.

56. You don’t know how it feels when I see you smiling.

57. Soft People are not Fool, They have beautiful heart to Forgive again.

58. Don’t be Prisoner of Mobile, Money and Past Experience.

59. If you are right, Raise your voice.

60. Beautiful life is waiting outside whats app.




Updated Whatsapp Status for 2016


1. Haters will hate! Go do your shit and let them hate you even more

2. Nothing is imposssible, the word itself says I'm - possible

3. Don't speak unless you can improve the silence

4. Enjoy the little things

5. You become what you believe

6. Tough situations build strong people

7. Believe in yourself!

8. What you do today can improve all your tomorrows..

9. It always seems impossible until its done.

10. Surround yourself with those who inspire you.

11. Hustle for your family

12. Be selfish with your loyalties.

13. Learn to trust the journey even if you don't understand it.

14. Stop wishing for it and start hustling for it!

15. Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket

16. honestly as long as you're happy who the hell cares.

17. What defines us is how well we rise after falling.

18. Be a voice, not an echo

19. Everything will fall into place, you just gotta be patient.

20. Your goals don't care how you feel.

21. Skills pay the bills

22. Everyone you meet has something to teach you.

23. Think positive no matter where life takes you

24. Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen..

25. The struggle taught me lessons

26. Positivity is a choice

27. A goal without a plan is just a wish

28. Live your life and forget your age.

29. A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing grows there.

30. You cannot grow unless you are willing to change

31. The best revenge is massive success.

32. Do it for yourself, not for them.

33. Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they've won

34. Don't lower your standards for anything or anyone

35. You are what you do, not what you say you'll do..

36. Change begins at the end of your comfort zone

37. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it.

38. I love proving people wrong

39. Work hard so you can Shop hard

40. Action expresses priorities

41. Tough times never last, but tough people do.

42. You have to fight for what you want

43. Never apologize for being who you are.

44. Let go of negativity, focus on all the good

45. Words are useless without actions

46. Actions always prove why words mean nothing

47. Hold on to whatever keeps you happy..

48. Never let your past define your future.

49. Appreciate the little things in life.

50. Don't give up…


We know how much your loving one is special for you, that's why we have listed these love Whatsapp Status which you can send to your loved ones. you can also read these funny whatsapp status texts.

1. You are the first and last thing in my mind each and every day.


2. Even if I spend whole day with you, I will miss you the second you leave.


3. If I had my life to live again, I’d find you sooner.


4. I love that feeling, I get when I see you smile.


5. My heart is perfect because you are inside.




6. We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice.


7. If you only knew how much those little moments mattered for me.


8. Ever since I met you, No one else has been worth thinking about.


9. Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.


10. When I first met you, I never realized how much you would end up meaning to me.


11. My heart is and always will be yours


12. We go together like copy and paste.


13. Yeah I am selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.


14. I was not planning on loving you, but I am happy that I did.


15. To me you are perfect.


16. I done begging for your love.


17. Love is not supposed to be easy, it supposed to be worth.


18. I want to run away with you, Where there is only you and me.


19. The good things in life are better with you.




20. My silence is just another word for my pain.


21. There is no greater gift for me than being loved by you.


22. A moment in my arms, forever in my hearts.


23. Am I crazy or falling in love.


24. Love is not finding someone to live with, its finding someone you can’t live without.


25. One day I caught myself smiling for no reason than I realize I was thinking of you.


26. I will love you endlessly.


27. You don’t mean anything to me, you mean everything to me.


28. I am a lover not a fighter but I will fight for what I love.


29. Love when you are ready not when you are lonely. 






30. Love is not what mind thinks but what the heart feels.


31. When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.


32. I love the way you smile at me and make me feel that nothing can go wrong.


33. You are amazing just the way you are.


34. Falling in love is when she falls of asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dream.


35. One of the hardest things in the life is watching the person you love, loving someone else.


36. Love builds bridges where there are none.


37. I like when you smile, but I love when I am the reason.


38. Forever is a long time but I wouldn’t mind spending it with by your side.


39. Best way to kill yourself, love someone truly.


40. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.


41. You are everything I need.


42. I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.


43. Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.


44. When I look into your eyes, it’s like falling in love all over again.


45. You & Me, forever Please.


46. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.


47. Someday you might miss me, at least I hope so.


48. Only you can give me that feeling.


49. Love is friendship set on fire.


50. It’s hard when someone special ignores you but it’s harder pretending that you don’t care.


51. When I look at the stars at night I think of you.


52. If she is crying don’t say anything just hug her.


53. You are and always have been my dream.


54. You know what, You make me happy.


55. I love you more today than yesterday but not more than tomorrow.


56. Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.


57. You own my heart.


58. I like to think that I actually mean something to you.


59. I really believe that you are the greatest thing that happen to me.


60. Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.


61. You make my heart beat really fast.


62. Nothing gonna change my love for you.


63. I am glad I met you, I hope you know that.


64. The most comfortable place for me to be is in your arms.


65. Every day that I am with you, I love you more.


66. I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.


67. I love here and that’s the beginning and end or everything.


68. Without you I am nothing, with you I am something, Together we are everything.


69. Every day I spend with you becomes the new best day of my life.


70. It’s so cute when I see old people still totally in love.


71. The best thing about me is you.


72. Every time I read our old conversation I realize how close we used to be.


73. Only fools fall in love and I guess I am one of them.


74. Kiss the hell out of me please.


75. That feeling I get when I think of you.


76. If you want to be loved be lovable.


77. Every night I can’t sleep, oh this feeling of mine so great.


78. If you love her, don’t ever make her cry.


79. Its better to be loved and lost than never to have loved at all.


80. If you Like her tell her, because will not wait forever.


81. If she is jealous, she cares.


82. My favorite place in all the world is next to you.


83. If you want to be together, you have to get her.


84. There will always be room for your hand in mine.


85. I don’t like you, I Love you.


86. I said my heart beats for you.


87. What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven.


88. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.


89. I will love you always and forever.


90. Home could be anywhere when I am holding you.


91. If you like her tell her, maybe she likes you too.


92. You take me to another level of happiness.


93. I will just pretend to hug you until you get here.


94. Make her laugh and you will have her heart.


95. You have to trust the person you love or love someone else you can trust.


96. It’s simple to love you.


97. I feel lucky everyday when I am with you.


98. Some love lasts a lifetime, true love lasts forever.


99. I hate myself for still waiting for you.


100. Love without Cause


You can also download this love whatsapp status App which has huge collection of love status. 
1. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.


2. Alarm Clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack



3. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.


4. Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.


5. Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.


6. Your attitude determine your direction


7. One persons LOL is another’s WTF!


8. Smartness is a perfect beauty.


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9. Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just wore it J.


10. 2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.


11. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.


12. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.


13. Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathies with a friend’s success.


14. Life is a party whenever I'm with you. You turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together. You make me spend a lot and it is worth it because I care about you my friend.


15. People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.


16. The Earth without Art is just Eh. 


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17. My attitude depends on the people in front of me….


18. I have a hidden talent within me and every day I try to find it.


19. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius


20. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.


21. I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.


22. I told the tiger, "Please don't eat me, I have a girlfriend & we're in love. Go eat her."


23. Keep calm and survive summer.


24. Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?


25. My silence is just another word for my pain


26. Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.


27. Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.


28. Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.


29. loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.


30. There is no finish line so love the journey.


31. I can’t stop missing you.

32. You maybe far away from me but distance will never matter as long as there is trust, honesty and love in our relationship.






33. Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch ,and then one can release then it can hear the other!


34. You must be full of chocolate within because every time we meet, you're always so kind and sweet.


35. What did I deserve to have such sorrow and anguish in my life? All I did was to fall in love.


36. Don’t be sorry. I trusted you, my fault not yours.


37. You promise me and then you broke that promise


38. I've seen many romantic movies but nothing comes close to the way we started our romance.


39. No matter what I do its never enough. That's what happens when love fades away from a relationship.


40. When I count my blessings i count you twice.


41. There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.


42. The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.


43. I’m born to express, not to impress.


44. If people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It only means that you are 'Above them'.


45. When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt


46. Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.


47. Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.


48. My eyes are fixed on victory and my mind will rest only when it knows that success has been achieved.


49. Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now.


50. I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.


51. In war only the one that’s left is right.


52. The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.


53. A true businessman always does business out of courage.


54. If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

Feeling Tired ?? Well everyone feels that, therefore we have written these tired quotes which will make you feel better. Read it and share it with your friends or use it as your whatsapp status, don't forget to read these whatsapp status updates


1. Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!! — Brayden Brad

2. I am not lazy, I just rest before I get tired 





3. sometimes I just wish that I could fast forward time, just to see if its all worth it in the end

4. Telling people you are tired, when in reality you are just sad

5. Whenever I get fed up with life I love to go wandering in nature — Andrea Arnold



6. I’m not tired of challenges. I’m tired of people challenging me for nothing. — Ces Peta

7. Every thought is a battle, every breath is a war and I don’t think I am winning anymore

8. I am tired of feeling tired all the time.

9. I want to live not just survive click here for more Attitude Whatsapp Status

10. If you want to be healthy, don’t eat foods that you like

11. Sadness is feeling tired all the time

12. I would buy visine if they put caffeine in it.  


13. I’m done. like I’m just exhausted with it all. I’m going to stay in my room and read books and sleep and I’m never moving again.

14. I’m just a bit tired, I guess. Tired but okay.

15. I’m tired of getting my hopes up for things that i know will never happen.

16. Is as worn out as a mood ring on someone with bipolar disorder.

17. So tired of fake people You can also read Joker  Quotes

18. Tired of being nice


19. tired of life and things around me 





20. when a girl gives up, its not because she doesn’t love ou, but because she’s tired of getting hurt and feels like you will never care

21. When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago — Friedrich Nietzsche

22. You Look Tired, yeah, Because I am tired. Tired of Life

23. You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. — Bob Hope

24. I am so tired, my wrinkles are snoring

25. I am tried of everything.

26. is in desperate need of jumper cables and a espresso iv drip to jump start my a*s this morning

27. Tired of giving up everything And ending up with nothing

28. I am always hungry or tired or both 




29. I won’t give up on us, even if the skies get rough

30. Even when you have every right to be tired of everything, Never be tired of living. — Terry Mark

31. We never tire of loving we get tired of not behing loved back

32. It was a decent day, I am just tired, that’s all

33. if you keep swimming you get tired, if you stop you drown, if you train you win

34. I’m having one of those “drink a pot of coffee for breakfast just to get going” kind of days…

35. I’m just tired of all this bullshit.

36. I’m just bored of waiting for nothing.

37. I’m so tired me eyeballs feel like they’ve been dipped in vinegar.

38. I’m tired of being strong.

39. oh darlink I am so tired of all this pain

40. Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being. — Caitlin Moran

41. The tired spirit is a hungry spirit. — Faith Puleston

42. If you are tired of starting over, stop giving up

43. if you want your dreams to come true don’t oversleep

44. is feeling like a steamroller ran over them, and then backed up.

45. I am tired of being tired and talking about how tired I am. — Amy Poehler

46. I sometimes wonder, Why I even bother

47. Life is one long process of getting tired. — Samuel Butler

48. Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not — Richard Armour

49. When you’ve exhausted all possibilities, remember this you haven’t. — Robert H. Schuller

50. Dragging more ass then a dog with worms

51. I am like everybody else. I get tired sometimes

52. If one could run without getting tired I don’t think one would often want to do anything else — C.S. Lewis

53. is so tired that the bags under my eyes have carry-ons

54. I pray Dear Lord, my soul you’ll keep.

55. I stil like you, but i’m just tired of trying to get your attention.

56. I think my mental transmission is broken. I can’t seem to get my butt in gear.

57. I want to live, not just survive.

58. I want to live, not just to survive.

59. marching band… the only form of slavery still legal in the US

60. Sick and tired of your lies

61. Adulthood if you are not tired you are not doing it right

62. has had a busy day, now they’s off to discuss it with their pillow, night

63. I am tired of getting hurt

64. Is really tired, but knows they won’t be able to sleep much… Well, it’ll be a nice try anyway. Night

65. Sleep is like sex… I don’t get either one as much as I want

66. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired

67. I am tired of being held up at gunpoint. I am tired of my life being threatened

68. My flame has gone out / My fuel has been spent / I forgot how to love / I can’t pay the rent. — Hugh McLeod

69. Physically, Mentally, Emotionally : TIRED

70. stop telling yourself you can’t do it

71. Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you

72. You are crazy but that doesn’t mean they should make fun of you

73. Yesterday You said Tomorrow

74. its raining, its pouring, Facebook is boring. I’m of to bed, to rest my head I’ll see you all in the morning

75. end of the first day of school you feel like you need another holiday

76. I am so tired of hating my own body

77. My brain has officially shut down for the day…body soon to follow. :]

78. I am tired of loving the wrong people

79. I am tired of trying to get other people to see into my brain, I am done

80. My get up and go has got up and went. Matter of fact, it ran away screaming!

81. I miss going to bed with absolutely nothing on my mind

82. A strong woman, is one who is able to smile this morning like she wasn’t crying last night.

83. Blahhhhhhhh! Just Blahhhh. That’s the kind of day I’ve had.

84. CAUTION <– is suffering from a serious lack of sleep today.

85. Dear sleep, i know we had problems when i was younger… but i love you now.

86. Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done.

87. ever been so tired you just don’t give a sh*t? Yeah, that’s where I am.

88. feelings are way more than there worth..

89. has hung up my superwoman cape for the day.

90. I don’t stop when i’m tired, i stop when i’m done.

91. I just want to sleep for a couple days. I’m so tired.

92. I love that point when you are so tired that everything is funny.

93. is mentally and emotionally drained! I would have added physically,but I can still wiggle a pinky.

94. is off to Bed to Read a Book, hopes they falls asleep soon.

95. is off to bed…not to count sheep, but my blessings instead. Good night, friends.

96. is tired of feeling like nothing is ever going to change ..

97. My problem is that i care way too much about people who don’t give a shit about me.

98. No amount of sleep in the world could cure the tiredness i feel.

99. No one ever gets tired of loving. They just get tired of waiting, apologizing, getting disappointed and being hurt.

100. No one gets tired of loving, but we all get tired of waiting, assuming, believing promises, saying sorry, and all the hurt.




Sometimes bad time happens and you want to spend some time alone therefore we have collected these Sad WhatsApp Status which will make you feel happy. if you have more Quotes For Whatsapp Status then you can write it in the comment and we will publish it in the future post.


1. I feel like I am waiting for something, that is not going to be happen ever.


2. Isn’t it sad when you get hurt so much, you can finally say “I am used to it”


3. I acted like it didn’t bother me but inside its killing me.


4. I am hiding what I am feeling but I am tired of holding this in my heart.


5. I hope you will realize how much you are hurting me someday.




6. And sometimes you just have to forget about that person, you once loved. Click Here to Read Funny Whatsapp Status


7. Sometimes crying is the only way when your mouth can’t explain how broken your hear is.


8. Its so hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.


9. How Are You? broken, sad, depressed, hurt, crying, I Am Fine.


10. Eight Letters, Three Words, One regret, I Miss You.


11. I say I don’t care anymore but truth is I care so much.


12. I am so far away from you. Read more Short Whatsapp Status 



13. I think I am afraid to be happy because when I get happy, something bad always happen.


14. Sick of Crying, tired of trying, yes I am smiling but inside I am dying.


15. Hypophrenia : A feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause. 



16. I feel like everything I say comes out wrong.


17. I am slowly giving up.  



18. I don’t think you know what you are doing to me.


19. It’s okay to be little sad sometimes.




20. My silence is just another word of my pain.


21. Sometimes it’s better to be alone, Nobody can hurt you.


22. Am I not good enough for you?


23. Fake smiling? I am professional at that.


24. You hurt me, are you happy now?


25. Pain is the only thing that telling me, I am still Alive.


26. People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they have been strong for too long.


27. I hide my pain with a smile.


28. Silence is the most powerful scream. 


29. The burden of sadness is much heavier when you are alone.


30. Trying to hide your feeling and pretending like nothing is wrong.


31. I am the happy outgoing girl that breaks down every night at home.


32. Music makes the pain fade.


33. Note to self : Stop Expecting.


34. The saddest part is not that I need you, The saddest part is you don’t need me anymore.


35. I would say I am okay, but I am done lying.


36. Tired and uninspired.


37. I am getting worse and you don’t even know.


38. Invisible tears are hardest to wipe away.


39. Even if we can’t be together in the end, I am still glad you were a part of my life.


40. At sometimes you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.


41. I feel like I bother people just by being alive.


42. My tears dried and heart died.


43. You cannot possibly imagine how much I hate myself.


44. My feelings woke me up in the middle of the night.


45. Depression is not a sign of weakness, it’s because you have been strong for long time.


46. The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.


47. I wish I could ignore you like you ignore me.


48. Truth is, I miss you.


49. I never sleep anymore.


50. I love that girl who will never love me.


51. Don’t keep saying sorry for mistakes that have now turned into choices.


52. But they all didn’t see the sadness inside me.


53. I miss how happy I was with you.


54. Because no matter what, I’d still choose you.


55. I see beauty in everything but me.


56. It kills me to imagine you with anybody else.


57. Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to.


58. Everything was making sense and now it doesn’t.


59. No one will ever understand how much it hurts.


60. Being sad with the right person is better than being happy with the wrong person.


61. Is there a way that everything will be alright? I think NO, I Wish YES.


62. I smile all the time so that nobody knows how sad and lonely I really am.


63. Every heart has a pain only the way of expression is different.


64. I don’t understand how can care this much when you don’t care at all.


65. You hurt me but I still love you.


66. Smile, It’s easier than explaining why you are sad.


67. Only you can put a smile on my face when I am sad.


68. The pain of love will never stop.


69. You know that nothing will change, but for some reason you still wait.


70. I feel like a balloon, looking bright and cheerful but lonely and empty inside.


71. Please burn my sad memories.


72. It hurts to let go, but sometimes it hurts more to hold on.


73. I tell people I am tired but in reality I am sad.


74. When a girl is in love you can see it in her smile, when a boy is in love you can see it in his eyes.


75. People who really miss, usually Suffer in silence.



76. It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.


77. You don’t really know what you have until its gone.


78. I want you, Nothing else just you.


79. Pretending to be happy when you are in pain is example of how strong you are.


80. How are you feeling? I Don’t Know.


81. Love is caring for each other even when you are angry.


82. Life hearts a lot more than death.


83. A Relationship is not test so why cheat.


84. Now it’s back to the way, We started strangers.


85. Sometimes I wish you would look at me the same way you look at her.


86. I love you and its Killing Me.


87. The worst kind of pain is you are smiling just to stop the tears from falling.


88. It only hearts when you start pretending it doesn’t.


89. Stay strong makes them wonder you are still smiling.


90. I am tired of feeling like this.


91. Tears are the worst that the heart can’t say.


92. I just wanted to be your last.


93. Apologies don’t fix broken heart.


94. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only option you have.


95. And would it really make a difference if you knew I still loved you.


96. Event the strongest can be broken.


97. I am not ignoring you, I am waiting to see if you will make the effort for once.


98. Let your tears come, let them water your soul.


99. Loved him so, But I let him go, cause I knew he would never loved me back.


100. It hurts but life goes on.


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1. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity




2. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

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3. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.


4. Hey there whatsapp is using me.


5. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.




6. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!


7. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way....


8. If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing


9. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.


10. Person you love is 72.8% water.



11. My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?


12. Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.


13. There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.


14. I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.


15. Life is better when I’m drunk.



16. facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall


17. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.


18. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak



19. My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours


20. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday



21. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it


22. People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst


23. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra


24. I’m cool but global warming made me hot


25. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.


26. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!


27. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.


28. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').


29. Bathrooms have changed from being a singing studio to a photo studio.


30. An average person, lies 10 times a day. And the most common lie is...I AM FINE.


31. We live in world of smart phones and stupid people.


32. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

33. Some people have relationships and some people have vodka

34. God must love stupid people- he made so many

35. I’m not afraid of going to hell because all my friends will be there

36. Girlfriend of One man is wife of another!


37. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


38. I just want you to be happy.... and may be a little bit naked.


39. When nothing seems right….go left!!


40. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
41. Love your neighbor. But don’t get caught.


42. Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them


43. If you can’t convince her then confuse her


44. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.


45. I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.






46. People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.


47. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.


48. I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.


49. I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.


50. Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.


51. You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.


52. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


53. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


54. Do you know full form of wife "Worries in life Forever


55. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.


56. A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!


57. One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.


58. Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work?


59. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


60. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!


61. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.


62. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.


63. If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)


64. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!


65. We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook


66. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


67. I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough


68. The most powerful words than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited"


69. I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep


70. At least mosquitos are attracted to me.


71. ALARM CLOCK: Because mornings must begin with a heart attack


72. I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.


73. A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job


74. I am not perfect and i don’t have to be


75. Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect


76. Just remember that you are not alone.


77. We live in a world that is built on promises constructed by liars


78. A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer


79. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye


80. You say I dream too big I say you think too small


81. I love you, and it’s killing me


82. Looks like I made a mess again. Theres heartbreak everywhere I step.


83. And everyone knows the louder the music the bigger the heartbreak.


84. Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.


85. Why was the bull sweating? Because he was in a tight jersey!


86. Like this status if you are “never drinking alcohol”.


87. I’ll forever be indebted to you if you lend me a million bucks.


88. Whining on Facebook should be declared illegal.


89. It’s not that I hate anyone; it’s just that I do not like people.


90. This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….I’m just fat.


91. Have a prosperous new year….I may need to borrow some money.


92. If I had a dollar for every funny status I read, I'd be rich.


93. Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.


94. Roses are red. I am going to bed.


95. The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction


96. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork


97. Hi there! I am using my brain


98. Busy at a moment...free forever


99. Common sense is not so common.


100. I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.


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The Only Villain who is loved more than the Hero. "The Joker".
Its not wrong to say he was the greatest vilain of all time then it might not be wrong as Joker left a great impact and below are some of the famous quotes of Joker. You can also whatsapp status for whatsapp



1. Why so serious?


2. Let's put a smile on that face!





3. Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful.


4. You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!


5. How many of your friends have I killed?




6. How about a magic trick?


7. You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.


8. The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.


9. Killing is making a choice.



10. We really should stop this fighting, otherwise we'll miss the fireworks!


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12. It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?


13. If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.


14. Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.


15. You have all these rules and you think they'll save you.


16. And I thought my jokes were bad.


17. Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!


18. Madness as you know, is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push







19. Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos.


20. We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realize they are inside us.


21. You are just a freak like me.


22. Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are?


23. Everybody’s got a dark side. Read love whatsapp status

24. In the last moment, people show you who they really are.


25. Beyond evil there is insanity, beyond insanity there is joker.


26. A joke is a very serious thing


27. whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger


28. Some men want to watch the world just burn.


29. I won’t kill you because you are just so much fun.


30. I am not a monster I am just ahead of curve.


31. Starting tonight people will die, I a man of my word.


32. Smile because it confuses people, because its easier than explaining what is killing you inside.


33. I am like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. 

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